What do Pimps do on Valentine's Day?
>> Sunday, February 14, 2010
I don't do Valentine's Day. It's what they call a Hallmark Holiday. But I appreciate it as it allows people to eat (I did sell roses in restaurants when I was 8 yrs old).
But I also know too many people that use Valentine's as an excuse to have extra-marital relations (especially with YB.
Anyway, out of nowhere, I started wondering: What do pimps do on Valentine's Day?
A Google Search didn't really provide satisfactory results. So I decided to ask a couple pimps... but nobody answered. I figured they busy. It is hard out here on a pimp.
Still, here's my "What Pimps Do on Valentine's Day" hypothesis:
- Count money.
- All-Star Weekend.
- Strategic planning.
- Take ALL they hoes out to for scrimp. But it's AOB.
- Listen to John Coltrane while reading Robert Greene.
- Yoga.
- Avoid where their all-pink, all-red or all-purple suits to avoid being mistaken for a trick.
- Knock a new beezy who heart got broke by a sucka.
- Applebees and/or Denny's.
- Put it in my Pocket.
One Mack is auctioning off his gigolo services
Then again, quiet as kept:
Pimps don't do Valentines (nor do they do $#it for the homies).
I'm pretty sure they don't blog.
If you know what pimps do on Valentine's, feel free to add them below. Share
0 comments:
Post a Comment